I'd like to help a fellow poster out

[Enfuego]

I think we should all do Justin a favor and help him come up with a title of his new book.

He's been really stressed out pursuing his new online poker career and struggling with his sports betting venture so why not offer some posting body support for him? Maybe because of his online poker persona, it would be safe to go with a pen name instead of Justine Cruise?

I'll start with a few...

Athletic Supporter by Jacques Strap
Tall Tales by A. Lyre
Tear up Those Betting Slips by Lou Zerr

Or, he could simply go with...

Flopping the Nuts for Fun and Profit
How to Draw Dead and Get there
I grin when I win but I don't grin a lot

Let's help the little fella out guys. That's what this forum is about.

 

[HarryCaray]

How to Draw Dead and Get there


​hahaha, not bad man, not bad

 

[HarryCaray]

I'd probably simply go with something like "Attention Whoring for Dummies"

 

[Stax]

Fantasy Land: My Rx for Stories & Lies

 

[CHOPTALK]

Make an infomercial with Mathew Lesko.
The guy with the question marks on his suit that tells everyone how to get free money.

Have him on an infomercial with JC telling everyone how to get refunds on NFL game of lifetimes that lose by 30 points so you can use that money to lose on your game of a lifetime in college the day before.

 

[celticGreen+]

Hahaha.... Love this thread already. Thanks fellas.

 

[Murphy8276]

Make an infomercial with Mathew Lesko.
The guy with the question marks on his suit that tells everyone how to get free money.

Have him on an infomercial with JC telling everyone how to get refunds on NFL game of lifetimes that lose by 30 points so you can use that money to lose on your game of a lifetime in college the day before.

Cancelling 5k wagers and putting it on 2 other games is a thing most books offer regularly.. they probably assumed it would be a win for the books either way. I am not sure.


-murph

 

[slapshot]

did any of these books every get published :think2:

 

[clowncar]

With bluffs you can be drawing dead and get there, so to speak.

 

[michael777]

You guys are a blast

 

[StevieRay]

Bahahahaha

 

[Keef]

"Did I Really Just Post That

The Fictional Life of JC"

Chapter 1: Cry Baby, My Early Life As An RX Poster

Chapter 2: Finding My Dream Job

Chapter 3: Finding A Better Dream Job

Chapter 4: Law School Here I Come

Chapter 5: Professional Poker, My True Calling

Chapter 6: My Baseball Investing Mutual Fund

Chapter 7: Dead Beat Dad, The Latter Years

 

[StevieRay]

"Did I Really Just Post That

The Fictional Life of JC"

Chapter 1: Cry Baby, My Early Life As An RX Poster

Chapter 2: Finding My Dream Job

Chapter 3: Finding A Better Dream Job

Chapter 4: Law School Here I Come

Chapter 5: Professional Poker, My True Calling

Chapter 6: My Baseball Investing Mutual Fund

Chapter 7: Dead Beat Dad, The Latter Years

Chapter 8: How to hang at a Sports Forum all day with a make believe family

 

[Cheddar]

"Did I Really Just Post That

The Fictional Life of JC"

Chapter 1: Cry Baby, My Early Life As An RX Poster

Chapter 2: Finding My Dream Job

Chapter 3: Finding A Better Dream Job

Chapter 4: Law School Here I Come

Chapter 5: Professional Poker, My True Calling

Chapter 6: My Baseball Investing Mutual Fund

Chapter 7: Dead Beat Dad, The Latter Years

 

[PoundFoolish]

"Did I Really Just Post That

The Fictional Life of JC"

Chapter 1: Cry Baby, My Early Life As An RX Poster

Chapter 2: Finding My Dream Job

Chapter 3: Finding A Better Dream Job

Chapter 4: Law School Here I Come

Chapter 5: Professional Poker, My True Calling

Chapter 6: My Baseball Investing Mutual Fund

Chapter 7: Dead Beat Dad, The Latter Years

 

[brendanjack]

Bring back slap chop guy you’ll love my Nuts lol